Nildumhud is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, quiet
horse.
Nildumhud created an atom seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Nildumhud, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Nildumhud, he will turn you into a giant snail.
Nildumhud's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.
Nildumhud's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Nildumhud.
2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.
3. Do not kill rats.
4. Never mention dolphins.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.