Fumbifstig Cubhanwat is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, temperamental cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Fumbifstig Cubhanwat created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumbifstig Cubhanwat, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fumbifstig Cubhanwat, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fumbifstig Cubhanwat's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Fumbifstig Cubhanwat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never run in the presence of shrews.