Gebfebshav is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, witty crab.

Gebfebshav created an up quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebfebshav, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gebfebshav, he will turn you into a sheep.

Gebfebshav's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Gebfebshav's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never wear purple skirts.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.