Yemmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tiresome wolf.

Yemmeg created a top quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yemmeg, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yemmeg, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Yemmeg's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Yemmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never skip in the presence of nematodes.

5. Do not commit murder.