Giggumvog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, impressive bee.

Giggumvog created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Giggumvog, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Giggumvog, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Giggumvog's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Giggumvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Giggumvog.

3. Snakes are not to be trusted.

4. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Giggumvog.