Hudlogrigtonk is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, effective fly.

Hudlogrigtonk created tapeworms eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hudlogrigtonk, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hudlogrigtonk, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Hudlogrigtonk's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Hudlogrigtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hudlogrigtonk.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Voles are not to be trusted.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.