Pomnibdod is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, ruthless beaver.

Pomnibdod created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomnibdod, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pomnibdod, it will turn you into a sheep.

Pomnibdod's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Pomnibdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never sing in the presence of porpoises.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Do not dye your hair magenta.

5. Do not take Pomnibdod's name in vain.