Pagdadtadnurt Monmanflis Stragtargnut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive slug.

Pagdadtadnurt Monmanflis Stragtargnut created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pagdadtadnurt Monmanflis Stragtargnut, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pagdadtadnurt Monmanflis Stragtargnut, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Pagdadtadnurt Monmanflis Stragtargnut's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Pagdadtadnurt Monmanflis Stragtargnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never paint your head black.