Begsaklop is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, vain
fairy.
Begsaklop created Europe two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Begsaklop, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Begsaklop, it will try to impress you with rainbows.
Begsaklop's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.
Begsaklop's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Do not take Begsaklop's name in vain.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.