Begsaklop is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, vain fairy.

Begsaklop created Europe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Begsaklop, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Begsaklop, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Begsaklop's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Begsaklop's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not take Begsaklop's name in vain.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.