Lapdunster is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, generous
capybara.
Lapdunster created life three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Lapdunster, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Lapdunster, it will turn you into a goat.
Lapdunster's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.
Lapdunster's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Feed all hungry frogs.
5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.