Rulgombess is a god.
She takes the form of a very long, emotional
wasp.
Rulgombess created Europe eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Rulgombess, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Rulgombess, she will come to you in dreams.
Rulgombess' most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.
Rulgombess' Holy Commandments1. Run away if four capybaras approach from the south.
2. Always wear indigo.
3. Do not wear titanium on your body.
4. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.
5. Put Rulgombess first in all things.