Bugzogfun is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, annoying dog.

Bugzogfun created dark energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugzogfun, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bugzogfun, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bugzogfun's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Bugzogfun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick geese.

2. Do not hurt hamsters.

3. Bugzogfun loves snakes, so they must be respected.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bugzogfun.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.