Vignutyam is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, sage wyrm.

Vignutyam created humankind two million years ago.

If you believe in Vignutyam, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Vignutyam, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Vignutyam's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Vignutyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Put Vignutyam first in all things.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Run away from cyan hamsters, for they are unholy.