Fetsagbif is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, flying wombat.

Fetsagbif created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetsagbif, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fetsagbif, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fetsagbif's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Fetsagbif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat oranges.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not kill dogs.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always help sick pigs.