Mutgad is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, selfish dragon.

Mutgad created Africa three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mutgad, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mutgad, she will turn you into a tree.

Mutgad's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Mutgad's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Hide if six foxes approach from the east.

5. Put Mutgad first in all things.