Arnsaslanvadspag is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, unthoughtful badger.

Arnsaslanvadspag created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnsaslanvadspag, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Arnsaslanvadspag, he will throw large rocks at you.

Arnsaslanvadspag's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Arnsaslanvadspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cucumbers.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Arnsaslanvadspag.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Arnsaslanvadspag loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.