Cidnullrot is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, quiet gorilla.

Cidnullrot created bats five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidnullrot, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cidnullrot, she will cry a lot.

Cidnullrot's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Cidnullrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck violet.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not listen to music.