Habflymif is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, awe-inspiring scorpion.

Habflymif created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Habflymif, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Habflymif, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Habflymif's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Habflymif's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Habflymif on top of all buildings.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always look after injured whales.

5. Never look in ponds.