Gilyammeg is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, generous finch.

Gilyammeg created everything that exists six million years ago.

If you believe in Gilyammeg, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gilyammeg, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gilyammeg's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Gilyammeg's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never paint your head violet.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Erect four carbon sculptures of Gilyammeg on top of important buildings.

5. Never sit near rats.