Natyattdissfit is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, two-faced camel.

Natyattdissfit created dark matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Natyattdissfit, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Natyattdissfit, she will turn you into a frog.

Natyattdissfit's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Natyattdissfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Never jump near sheep.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Natyattdissfit.