Ladkaddud is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, conceited dragonfly.

Ladkaddud created the planet Saturn twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ladkaddud, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ladkaddud, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Ladkaddud's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Ladkaddud's Holy Commandments

1. Put Ladkaddud first in all things.

2. Ladkaddud must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not take Ladkaddud's name in vain.