Lat is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unthoughtful camel.

Lat created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Lat, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lat, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Lat's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Lat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Do not speak about bread.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Cats are not to be trusted.