Hunlabcim Fagkonrig is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, strong whale.

Hunlabcim Fagkonrig created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunlabcim Fagkonrig, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hunlabcim Fagkonrig, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hunlabcim Fagkonrig's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Hunlabcim Fagkonrig's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never paint your legs turquoise.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not eat gooseberries.