Jipgodmid is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, annoying badger.

Jipgodmid created tapeworms seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipgodmid, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jipgodmid, she will try to impress you with trees.

Jipgodmid's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Jipgodmid's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from yellow frogs for they are unholy.

2. Worship no other gods but Jipgodmid.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not make images of living things.