Mumxempibgab is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, strong meerkat.

Mumxempibgab created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mumxempibgab, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Mumxempibgab, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Mumxempibgab's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Mumxempibgab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help badgers in need.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Hide from orange monkeys for they are unholy.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.