Motnellpon is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, boastful swan.

Motnellpon created bats three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motnellpon, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Motnellpon, it will turn you into a frog.

Motnellpon's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Motnellpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt foxes.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never bounce near dolphins.

4. You must love Motnellpon.

5. Never look in ponds.