Vadgetfid is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tiresome mole.

Vadgetfid created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vadgetfid, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vadgetfid, she will have a low opinion of you.

Vadgetfid's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Vadgetfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Do not eat gooseberries.