Sinflisnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unfair cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Sinflisnarl created Europe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinflisnarl, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sinflisnarl, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Sinflisnarl's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Sinflisnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always help aardvarks in need.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always help capybaras.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.