Dabbogcut is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, fast gorilla.

Dabbogcut created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabbogcut, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dabbogcut, he will turn you into a duck.

Dabbogcut's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Dabbogcut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help badgers in need.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Always obey Dabbogcut's priests.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.