Dibman is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tranquil monkey.

Dibman created energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibman, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dibman, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dibman's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Dibman's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

3. Run away if five mites approach from the north.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Run away from indigo manatees, for they are unholy.