Cusscarjon is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, flying pigeon.

Cusscarjon created a down quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cusscarjon, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cusscarjon, she will turn you into a puffin.

Cusscarjon's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Cusscarjon's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat rice.

2. Cusscarjon must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never play with disobedient children.