Nabflignul is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, benevolent jackal.

Nabflignul created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabflignul, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nabflignul, she will turn you into a snail.

Nabflignul's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Nabflignul's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Nabflignul.

2. Nabflignul must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nabflignul.