Dagnartbad Higjenbaf is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, compassionate crab.

Dagnartbad Higjenbaf created light four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagnartbad Higjenbaf, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dagnartbad Higjenbaf, she will refuse to believe in you.

Dagnartbad Higjenbaf's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Dagnartbad Higjenbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three snails approach from the south.

2. Worship no other gods but Dagnartbad Higjenbaf.

3. Do not eat garlic.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not dye your hair black.