Sognulbarn is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, quiet ant.

Sognulbarn created silver three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sognulbarn, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sognulbarn, he will strike you with lightening.

Sognulbarn's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Sognulbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Sognulbarn loves ducks, so they must be respected.

3. Never eat cherries.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Hide from pink tapirs for they are unholy.