Larpkampop is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, intelligent naga.

Larpkampop created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Larpkampop, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Larpkampop, he will be very unhappy.

Larpkampop's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Larpkampop's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never run near voles.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.