Gadyikhiv is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely fat, irritating
manatee.
Gadyikhiv created the Sun three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gadyikhiv, she will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Gadyikhiv, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Gadyikhiv's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Gadyikhiv's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Hide from red horses for they are unholy.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Always help foxes.
5. Run away if seven voles approach from the east.