Bunveentag is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, overgenerous crocodile.

Bunveentag created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bunveentag, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bunveentag, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bunveentag's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Bunveentag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Always help mice.

5. Never laugh in holy places.