Cidbin Febponsintip is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, confident mouse.

Cidbin Febponsintip created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidbin Febponsintip, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cidbin Febponsintip, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cidbin Febponsintip's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Cidbin Febponsintip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about fire.