Watbunbess is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, ruthless bird.

Watbunbess created a strange quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Watbunbess, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Watbunbess, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Watbunbess' most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Watbunbess' Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never mention voles.
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