Sasdobcam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, ill-tempered dolphin.

Sasdobcam created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sasdobcam, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sasdobcam, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sasdobcam's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Sasdobcam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick sharks.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never look in ponds.