Yartpibgat is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unthinking warg.

Yartpibgat created oxygen nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yartpibgat, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yartpibgat, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Yartpibgat's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Yartpibgat's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of whales.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Do not sit in public.
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