Wiplunbellflancip is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, fast ant.

Wiplunbellflancip created a charm quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Wiplunbellflancip, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wiplunbellflancip, it will be very unhappy.

Wiplunbellflancip's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Wiplunbellflancip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never go into turquoise rooms.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not speak about gooseberries.

5. Hide if seven whales approach from the east.
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