Rigfatkik is a god.

She takes the form of a large, loving finch.

Rigfatkik created Africa seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigfatkik, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rigfatkik, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Rigfatkik's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Rigfatkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Run away from fawn squirrels, for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.