Midnulhas is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, self-assured pigeon.

Midnulhas created the Sun nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midnulhas, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Midnulhas, she will turn you into a tree.

Midnulhas' most sacred site is Evol in France.

Midnulhas' Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mites.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. You must love Midnulhas.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.