Targbedbonkbessbugmatarpfob Rowmumpomdod is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, contented manatee.

Targbedbonkbessbugmatarpfob Rowmumpomdod created water eight million years ago.

If you believe in Targbedbonkbessbugmatarpfob Rowmumpomdod, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Targbedbonkbessbugmatarpfob Rowmumpomdod, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Targbedbonkbessbugmatarpfob Rowmumpomdod's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Targbedbonkbessbugmatarpfob Rowmumpomdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear kilts.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Targbedbonkbessbugmatarpfob Rowmumpomdod.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Run away if three tortoises approach from the south.