Madflisfat is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unjust hedgehog.

Madflisfat created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.

If you believe in Madflisfat, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Madflisfat, she will be very sad.

Madflisfat's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Madflisfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not kill sheep.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never talk about gravity.