Gengomlun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, kind bird.

Gengomlun created the planet Earth six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gengomlun, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gengomlun, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gengomlun's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Gengomlun's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Gengomlun.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

5. Hide from black shrews for they are unholy.