Gidhunquimjatsafpitjad is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, narcissistic wyvern.

Gidhunquimjatsafpitjad created the planet Venus nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidhunquimjatsafpitjad, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gidhunquimjatsafpitjad, it will throw large rocks at you.

Gidhunquimjatsafpitjad's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Gidhunquimjatsafpitjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. You must pray to Gidhunquimjatsafpitjad six times a day.

3. You must never eat corn.

4. Worship no other gods but Gidhunquimjatsafpitjad.

5. Do not kill grasshopers.