Gidhunquimjatsafpitjad is a god.
It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, narcissistic
wyvern.
Gidhunquimjatsafpitjad created the planet Venus nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gidhunquimjatsafpitjad, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Gidhunquimjatsafpitjad, it will throw large rocks at you.
Gidhunquimjatsafpitjad's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.
Gidhunquimjatsafpitjad's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. You must pray to Gidhunquimjatsafpitjad six times a day.
3. You must never eat corn.
4. Worship no other gods but Gidhunquimjatsafpitjad.
5. Do not kill grasshopers.