Shavkikmig Tettibudken Titpagfob is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, generous eagle.

Shavkikmig Tettibudken Titpagfob created parasitic wasps three billion years ago.

If you believe in Shavkikmig Tettibudken Titpagfob, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Shavkikmig Tettibudken Titpagfob, she will turn you into a goat.

Shavkikmig Tettibudken Titpagfob's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Shavkikmig Tettibudken Titpagfob's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three nickel sculptures of Shavkikmig Tettibudken Titpagfob on top of important buildings.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Shavkikmig Tettibudken Titpagfob.

5. Always look after injured voles.
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