Wadgabfom is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, strong fly.

Wadgabfom created the solar system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadgabfom, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wadgabfom, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Wadgabfom's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Wadgabfom's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always help doves in need.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wadgabfom.